Random
Source Code
Random
the act of messing with or fucking up someone's Myspace/Facebook/etc. profile without their permission. You can jared someone's profile by adding lame interests, changing their default picture to David Hasselhoff, or changing their 'about me' section to reflect a homosexual lifestyle.
Example of jared :
"I'm sick of getting my profile jared-ed every time I forget to sign out!"
"I spent four hours last night jared-ing her profile."
49👍 111👎
To create something large in size for consumption. To upsize or upgrade something typically small or bite-size into something larger than usual.
Name derived from Subway's spokesman Jared Fogel.
"I'm totally going to jared this s'more", said Alan has he built a 4 marshmallow, 2 graham cracker, and 1 full chocolate bar s'more around the campfire.
You want to jared these Bagel Bites into a 4-story pizza tower?
37👍 83👎
The flap of skin that connects your balls to your penis. Not to be mistaken for a gooch, which is the skin between your balls and your asshole.
"Ahh, that feels so good, Don't forget the Jared Baby."
55👍 132👎
(n.) A generally creepy stalker like person that emits a totally freakish vibe and makes you wanna run away. On knows when they are a jared when they have a creepy rapist voice, randomly show up behind people, or freak out unknowing teenage girls.
'Omg don't stand behind me like that, you jared.'
48👍 125👎
One who has more homosexuality then he knows what to do with; The king of flamers.
Fuck my ass and call me jared.
80👍 227👎
A person who has a fond liking to cats, sometimes extreme liking. Also to the point of having sex with cats.
ME: I heard a kid had sex with a cat! He is such a Jared.
63👍 181👎
A guy who is usually extremly ugly sucks major dick at soccer and eats butthole for breakfast.
Dude why is that kid being such a jared i dont know look at the white stuff on his face.
31👍 85👎