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A used condom found floating in a lake or river.
Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!
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A used condom, flushed down the toilet that, somehow, made it past the sewage treatment facility, and is floating in the rivers and streams of Oklahoma.
Billy-Bob: "Hey, d'you go fishin' down yonder't tha river?"
Jimmy-James: "Yeah, all I caught was an Oklahoma Jellyfish."
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during sexual intercourse you fill your mates anus with jam or jelly after this has been done he/she stands up and aims her anus directly into your mouth and proceeds do deficate jelly and all.
sexdumbdirty jellyfish
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A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.
My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out
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Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.
I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.
I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.
When jerking off in a vertical position, that last drop of cum that hangs off the tip of a dick.
While giving her a facial, he had to shake twice to get the hanging jellyfish to fall.
When a man or lesbian top uses a woman’s discharge as lube during sex.
Bro 1: hey dude how’d it go with that hottie last night?
Bro 2: Nothing major just some jellyfish sex and titty fuck.