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Jesus is a smart, tall ,funny boy. He loves to play and is caring. He has Short Brown hair, has dark brown eyes and has a cute smile. You should be lucky to have a Jesus by your side.
"Whos that???"
"Thats a Jesus!"
"No way!"
"He's so cute!"
Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.
Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
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A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
Damn That boy Jesus is amazing
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Jesus is a nice asian boy. he is very smart, obviously, and likes black people. he was good looking, and now even more, he likes fashion and dresses like Joetaro
you are so "jesus"
signifying a change in life and humanity