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To use the same condom multiple times to save money on condoms.
The Jewish Protection failed Jay after the third time; the condom busted and he impregnated his bitch.
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The act of dialling a number, allowing it to ring for just long enough for the person to get their phone in their hand, and then hanging up, forcing them to have to call you back and spend their own money/credit on the call.
"Yeah if you want me, just give me a Jewish phonecall and I'll get you back."
"All Josh ever does is Jewish phonecall."
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You tried to kill us, we won, so lets eat
hanukkah, passover, rosh hashannah, purim, shabbat, and all the rest i forgot to mention
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A duel in the old western style, with two duelists and a mediator. The two duelists take ten steps in opposite directions before the duel commences, just like a classic gun duel. But instead of turning and firing on the moderator's command, the moderator throws up a penny in the air. The two duelists then rush to the center and fight for the pennny. The duelist who holds the penny at the end is the winner.
I challenge you to a jewish duel.
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The act of checking how much money you have left in your wallet the day after a big night/day/weekends drinking.
My head cains mate, fancy going to the redbeck for a breakfast special? ===== Hold on mate, need to have a Jewish Rollcall first, might have to stop at the cashpoint
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The banter/dropping of names between two Jews of finding out who knows who
"Do you know Irving, Miriams husband that lives in Florida? "
"Ahh doesn't he have a brother that lives in an apartment above Gristedes between west 62nd and 63rd?"
"Oye I know that schmuck very vell"
"Then you must know my brother Izzy then?"
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Greedily putting an object in your pants and rubbing it vigorously on your bare pubic area, so nobody else will want it.
I gave the TV remote a Jewish Lapdance so I could be couch commando.
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