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He comes off as an obnoxious buttfuck because he is one. He was raised by the two worst parents in the world and still lives in their basement. He tends to live in the past or future, but early the present. He doesn't have any manners what so ever and can often be heard saying 'fuck' very loudly with children present. He acts as if he is some sort of gift from God, when in fact he actually lies, steals, cheats, manipulates and beats the fuck out of women. He tries to pretend he has ' changed', when in fact the only thing that's changed is his hairstyle. He has false expectations and has no idea what the fuck he is doing 99% of the time. He thinks he's a ladies man, when he actually scares most women. He masterbates with a friend sitting right next to them and feels no shame in doing so. Julian is the epitomy of classless and white trashy.
Please don't act like a Julian.
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The term is now in the Oxford English Dictionary:
'To be Julianed' (past participle of verb)
"I fucking got 'Julianed' again last night.. Every single time he says let's just have a few drinks as I've got important day at work tomorrow I end up with no memory and wondering what I'm doing with my life!!"
Definition:To be plied with an excessive amount of a variety of different alcohols typically starting with lager followed by intermittent Jagers (bombing is optional) and finishing with gallons of wine... Physiological symptoms include a strongly altered state of mind , extremely alcoholised: regrettably, see also Cunted, Mullered, hammered, smashed , rat arsed, trolleyed, wankered, ball bagged, 3 sheets to the wind.
Noun: Julianed.
"I am fucking Julianed!!"
Julianed! :past participle of verb)
"I fucking got 'Julianed' again last night.. Every single time he says let's just have a few drinks as I've got important day at work tomorrow I end up with no memory and wondering what I'm doing with My life!!
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He's the fucking hottest man in the universe. He has a large dick and he's very brave. He's adventurous and hot. Everyone wants to have sex with him. He's just sometimes shy when it comes to speeches. He's the fucking best. He's really cool. Wanna take over the world? Convince Julian and he'll take over the world easily.
Julian is the hottest fucking guy.
Julian is so cool
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-minority that is beat on and harassed by vito
-cool kid but has no self confidence and has a very SMALL penis, but thats probably from getting hit there so many times.
Julian would have been a 40 year old virgin if he didn't have a horny girlfriend, but lucky him.
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Julian is the kind of man who loves to go to church and loves the martial arts. He constantly gets it up the butt from his priest and his girlfriend Erik (check that definition). He is always studying, yet he gets shitty grades. He never hangs with friends, and instead studies/does yoga/martial arts, and worst of all:
sits at the computer researching, and believes everything he reads.
Overall, he's fucking retarted.
Hey Julian, would you like to come over and play some video games?
No thank you, but thanks SO much for the amazing offer! I have to go home and study for my test. Even though it's 1 month away, I want to start studying NOW!
Alright fag, see ya.
I'd like to re-thank you for this great offer! I hope we can make something up in the following weeks when I don't get it up the butt.
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a fucking hoe who is a player and didn’t care how he treats girls
why would you hit her your such a julian
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