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The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.
Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.
A f*cking awesome ass game that everyone should play
P1: Yo let’s play the best game ever!
P2: Mario Kart?
P1: f*ck. yea
A game where gi is the worst at.
person 1: oh my god im so bad at mario kart
person 2: ok gi
1. Racing video game series published by Nintendo, featuring primarily characters from the Mario franchise.
2. A sexual act involving the ejaculation of a dog inside of you, or your ejaculation inside a dog.
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Mario: Hey brother, you up for a game of Mario Kart?
Luigi: Sure thing bro, get the Gamecube set up.
2.
Mario: So, you got any plans tonight?
Luigi: Eh, not much, was thinking of doing a Mario Kart...
Mario: That poor dog of yours doesn't know what's coming...
Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall
I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.
When you're playing that new Mario Kart app and don't have time for anything else.
Sorry, I can't watch that movie with you today, I'm too busy karting.
When you and a female companion(wife, girlfriend, etc.) get together for a good gmae of Mario Kart and cuddling. May lead to sex depending on who wins or loses.
Male friends: Hey man, what do you have planned for tonight?
Me: Nothing much but I promised the girlfriend we would kart and cuddle.