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Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.
Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart
The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.
Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.
When you use karts online and everyone targets you.
When I go on CTWW I get screwed over by kart luck.
When you're playing that new Mario Kart app and don't have time for anything else.
Sorry, I can't watch that movie with you today, I'm too busy karting.
this kart is driven by a kid who gets paid a million a year or his/her father who makes a million per year on RPG, or a Briggs driver that found it on facebook marketplace.
that kid on the Kosmic kart is obviously cheating, I would've got p1 2nd without the RPG Drivers, (RPG Drivers pipes are always short, trust me)
Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall
I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.
When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair
Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted