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A dairy farmer donegal native, so clearly the coolest man alive. Can fix your car or fix you a canadian club and dry. A speed demon. Comepetitive, has to come first, always. Self proclaimed Adonis. Will only stand you up once. His mammy says hes nice.
Kris vance the man, the legend.
Crazy skinny kid who lives in Nanton rd and has never seen daylight
Holy fuck that kid is useless and fuckin yellow
Of course that’s Kris P
Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
striking young geezer, who has a particular talent for hitting pucks with sticks (wonder what else he does with them;)
has a gf called jamie,
thinks hes a big man cos hes 6'4
dont tell the border force hes living here
came here on a lorry
solid builder
"that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis lad is a proper geezer seen him playing hockey with big man fish eyes ewan"
"solid geezer that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis"
"need a new shed built might get that kris nekroidekhowtospellthis to help out"
Some dumb kids who like to jump around and wear their clothes backwards.
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Kris Sims was known as one of the most famous gay porn stars in the late 1980's. He did such films as Sausage Pizza 36: Extra Sausage With That. And Butt hole Surfers 6
Hey Jim, you're gay aint you?? well why don;t you check out Kris Sims then??
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