Language Artist

Someone who is really good at making definitions.

That John made so many definitions! He must be a language artist!

Uralic languages

A language family that includes Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian as well as a lot of minority languages in Russia. Named after Ural mountains, their assumed place of origin.

Uralic languages have a shit-ton of cases.

language ideology

„sets of beliefs about language articulated by users as a rationalization or justification of perceived language structure and use (Silverstein 1979: 193)"

Source: Silverstein, Michael (1979). Language Structure and Linguistic Ideology. In : R. Cline, W. Hanks und C. Hofbauer (Hg.), The Elements: A Parasession on Linguistic Units and Levels 193‐247. Chicago: Chicago Linguistic Society.

language ideology: The belief, that there is only ONE correct meaning of a word, is the product of language ideologies.

Lilyan language

It's a language spoken by lily and can be only deciphered by a few people

Lily speaks lilyan language

Language Fascist

A person who thinks, embodies or otherwise believes that certain words or phrases are inherently hateful. Thus making the speaker of said words and phrases, a hateful person.

This bias is based on the listener's personally implied meanings of said words and phrases, that, regardless of usage, intent, and reason, of the speaker, are supplanted onto the words the speaker is speaking. Thus making the speaker hateful in the eyes of the listener.

Often proponents of this bias actively advocate for censoring, "canceling" and rejecting a speaker, based solely on the Speaker's usage of said words and phrases.

"There are some words that are just hateful! The fact that this person said that, should get them canceled!"

"Wow what a language fascist..."

London Language

It's the language used from only the best native english speakers.

It sounds something like that:
>Mine is the spokeing of the good london language<

or if you ask for direction on street as example:
>Can you shouldn't had done to showing mine the directioning to the place I would have liking to went<

Esoteric Language

A programming language designed as a joke or a way to frustrate programmers as they try to figure out what the fuck they're doing with their lives.

Ben Olmstead:"Hey, A! I just made an esoteric language to frustrate you since I know you love programming!"
A:"Bring it on!"
Ben Olmstead brings out Malbolge
. . .
A:"I quit."