lap time

A pun on 'nap time', except with one person catching Z's with their head in another person's lap.

Usually happens when watching a movie or somesuch and the relationship is comfortable/intimate enough to allow for the tired one to fall asleep in the other person's lap.

"I can barely concentrate on this flick anymore and I'm dead tired to boot. It's lap time."

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lap dance

Grinding while sitting down.

Hannah gave Timothy a lap dance on his couch

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lap dance

The ultimate nightmare of man. It's porn that can see you.

Stripper: Would you like a lap dance?

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lap hammer

An abnormally large penis.

Check out Jay's lap hammer, it's enormous!

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loser laps

The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.

Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.

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pop lap

A nickname given to the girl you like, as to imply that you can't go a day without her in your life.

Christine Jane, you are my pop lap.

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skunk lap

when one must run a naked lap in beer pong due to the fact that the other team ended the game w/o having to drink any cups.

dude those chicks are doing a skunk lap.... grab a camera

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