I got out of the hot tub and I feel like I got lava nuts
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The act of burping or cough up a tiny bit of bile or vomit in the back of your throat.
You =*belch* "Ew gross"
Them = "What?"
You = "I just had a mini lava"
Them = "LOL!"
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A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.
Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!
Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!
Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okayβ¦Lava Leyva
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When you have sex with a girl in a hot tub on her period.
I found out Suzie was on the rag, so I took her to the hot tub for some sweaty lava action.
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When you smoke marijuana and the inside of you're throat is on fire. When you swallow it feels like lava.
"Dude, I have cotton mouth so bad!"
"Bro, I have lava throat!"
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An Island girl's pussy.
Best thing about going to those Tropical vacation spots is getting some lava cake. Mmmmm.
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A dance party where the floor turns into hot lava and party participants need to jump on sofas, tables and other furniture.
Everyone get up on some tables and shit...the floor has turned into HOT LAVA.....LAVA PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!
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