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Ukrainian Lawnmower

A sex position performed upside down and backwards (wheelbarrow style) in an attic.

Damn, John is a freak, cause said he wanted to put me in the Ukrainian Lawnmower.

by Nicedemeous6978 March 24, 2024


Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.

Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.

by Solid Mantis November 4, 2020


Lawnmowered

Drunk

I was totally lawnmowered last night...

by SalmonJack May 12, 2015


Lawnmowered

When you are scored on, or get black by Lan.

Nathan just got LAWNMOWERED!!

by The 4nswer August 31, 2008


Adam Marron Lawnmower

An Adam Marron Lawnmower is a type of Lawnmower that plays into the great wide open by Tom petty and it has a voice of Adam Marron talking about random nonsense. It doesn't cut that much grass either

Billy go take out the Adam Marron Lawnmower.

No bosch, no flymo, just the Adam Marron Lawnmower.

by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023


Desmodromic Lawnmower

Someone or Something which is a complete waste of time and effort.
Referring to Italian motorcycle manufacturer Ducati's "desmodromic" valve system, used on high performance motorcycles, which is vastly complicated and would give no observable benefits if integrated into a lawnmower engine.

David you fucking desmodromic lawnmower, for the fifteenth time, get out of my house!

Nah, fixing that shed is like putting Desmodromic Valves on a mower.

by xX_Herbert_McClusky_69_Xx December 28, 2021


Alabama Lawnmower

The sexual act of getting your partner to pluck each one of your pubic hairs with their teeth, and then spitting them out at you like a lawnmore does with grass.

Sorry I was busy last night, I was just enjoying the Alabama Lawnmower with my girlfriend.

by Jackie Chan 22323 March 3, 2022