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The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.
-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.
Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
A arab man inserts his bomb into a womens ass and leaves it there with a 5 day timer to prevent the women from shitting. Once the bomb squad arrives they will rip it out as if it was a lawnmower releasing a bomb full of shit.
P1: Dude why are you covered in shit
P2: me and my girlfriend did the Arab Lawnmower
A sex position performed upside down and backwards (wheelbarrow style) in an attic.
Damn, John is a freak, cause said he wanted to put me in the Ukrainian Lawnmower.
Tits that will take your face....off.
Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.
The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.
Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d
You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.
YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!