a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.
the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair
The act of yanking out a string of fully-inserted anal beads from your partner's ass.
-Did you hear that Becky broke up with her boyfriend?
-No! What happened?
-He did a German Lawnmower on her.
-Oh shit!
-Yeah, it was everywhere.
Someone offered me a MAOAM sweet. I said: "That sounds more like a pork-based lawnmower..." (Mow....Ham...)
The act of belittling someone by stating the obvious. Jedi level sarcasm.
Damn dude, you just got Lawnmower man’d
You are a a fucking cow if your called this, I feel sorry if your called this.
YOU SHITTY HUMAN LAWNMOWER!!
You are a fucking cow if your called this.
Whilst having intercourse in missionary position, the male or female penetrating forcefully rips out the receiving ends pubs, causing blood to drip down toward their vagina, they are usually screaming in pain. The penetrator rubs their fellatio in the blood and reinserts it. The act is usually done on siblings.
"aye man my sister and I tried the Mississippi lawnmower last night, it was amazingly rough."