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An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.
I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.
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Person 1: "Did you hear about Person 2?"
Person 3: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "He caught lead last week."
Person 1: "Catch."
Person 2: "Catch what?"
Person 1: "Catch these hands!"
Person 2: "Catch lead!"
Hows was last night with that date?
It was amazing, whipped out my skin rifle and filled her with white lead.
My son can't go to prom because his girlfriend's dad gave him a bad case of lead nut.
An annoying bloon that is best popped with a BIA
Monke 1: "Are those lead bloons?"
Monke 2: "Shit they are"
Someone who presses the buttons entirely too hard on any game controller. Similar to someone with a lead foot in a car.
Dude, you could hit the buttons faster if you didn't have a lead thumb.