legalized bribery

1. Campaign contributions to influence policy (quid quo pro)
2. So-called "Dark Money" campaign contributions
3. All the above that a politician does not report in violation of campaign finance laws

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, The Young Turks.

America politics is all about legalized bribery buy big business interests now.

legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.

Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.

being legal

someone who is being legal

"look it's Corliss * I heard she sells drugs* but no one has caught her so she is being legal"

Legal-enough

When a person is under age of consent by only a slight margin.

Joe: "Hey John, I totally want to bang your sister"
John: "FUCK OFF JOE SHE'S ONLY 17"
Joe: "Legal-enough."

legal knod

Getting a heroin like high from mixing two or more controlled or non- controlled substance meds.

He just came from the clinic riding that legal knod

Legal technology

A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."

I won the case by using legal technology.

Technically Legal

its legal but not really

EG:
a StripClub Is Technically Legal.
Prostitution is Technically Legal.