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legal weasel

Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.

Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.

by Rocking Robin June 18, 2023


being legal

someone who is being legal

"look it's Corliss * I heard she sells drugs* but no one has caught her so she is being legal"

by ilymariahcarey December 3, 2020


Legal-enough

When a person is under age of consent by only a slight margin.

Joe: "Hey John, I totally want to bang your sister"
John: "FUCK OFF JOE SHE'S ONLY 17"
Joe: "Legal-enough."

by samtoast November 6, 2015


Legal Whore

An attorney - male or female - who will do absolutely anything for money, regardless of the moral, ethical, or legal implications.

Hartford attorney Marcia Mockley is a true legal whore; she represented a client and also provided sexual services to that client in exchange for money.

by legal beagle snoop May 26, 2011


legal action

To take someone to court.

I’m talking legal action because Jason tried to kill me so I’m taking legal action and want a lawsuit.

by Lostwolf100 October 2, 2020


legal knod

Getting a heroin like high from mixing two or more controlled or non- controlled substance meds.

He just came from the clinic riding that legal knod

by Oats1029 November 8, 2020


Legal technology

A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."

I won the case by using legal technology.

by digim0n5 June 26, 2021