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A Texas Lint Roller is a homo sexual act where a man licks the long hairs around another man's anus so hard they rip off like a lint roller.
"I heard Bobby gives a mean Texas Lint Roller"
"Tim is a pro Texas Lint Roller for only his 3rd try"
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When your having sex and the male takes is penis and MollyWops the girl, then inserts his penis into the girl. The male continues the cycle till ejaculation.
Skwill gave me the lint roller last night
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When you take a massive shit, and run out of toilet paper, and out of desperation for a clean ass you utilize the toilet brush for optimal cleaning.
I went to take my usual after coffee shit and some savage left one square of toilet paper. I had to use the Louisiana lint brush to clean up aisle 2.
A filthy sex act in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's anus, while simultaneously trimming his pubic hair. After the male has finished manscaping, he pulls out and WITHOUT wiping the trimmed pubes off his penis, his partner finishes him off orally.
My pubes are out of control right now! I'm going to surprise Stacey with a Detroit Lint Roller tonight during anal!
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Code for when some serious shit's about to go down
Hey man can you hear me? The water is in the lint trap, I repeat the water is in the lint trap get the fuck outta there!
Exs that never seem to go to far away and always seem to be stuck in your pocket no matter if you think you remove them or not there they are
My pocket lint called me on the phone last night telling me how much they love and miss me they can't seem to understand I have moved one
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belly-button lint is an accumulation of fabric particles that collects in a guy's navel and smells like cum.
I try to clean up my belly-button lint when I shower in the morning.
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