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Lobby

To defeat someone, causing them to be kicked out of your 'Lobby'.

"I screamed Lobby in Andrew's face after scoring higher than him in the mid-terms."

by r3df1r3bl4d3 November 12, 2022


Lobby

A senior in high school who thinks he doesn't have to abide by the rules. Also, someone at a convention who has a threesome with fellow delegates in a dumpster surrounded by homeless people and Wall Street businessmen who watch the coitus while eating butterscotch popcorn.

Dude he's such a lobby!! He gets wasted constantly.

You're a lobby? Which dumpster is your favorite?

Fun fact: most lobbies have minutely small penises.

by Friendshipisdeath March 3, 2015


Lobby

An area just inside the entrance of a building where you wait for people to get their crap together.

"I'm tired of waiting in this lobby."
"Wait in the lobby while I check us in Jimmy."

by Guideplay June 20, 2020


Lobby jobby

When you are sharing a hotel room with a friend and need to take a dump so you use the restroom in the hotel lobby out of curtesy.

Hey, Steve, that curry is doing a number on my guts. I’m going for a lobby jobby.

Thanks, Dave.

by RoboScot80 June 8, 2021


Lobby Hump

Setting up meetings at a conference lobby in order to avoid paying for admission.

I didn't get approval to pay for the conference, so I will Lobby Hump.

by C-Ballz August 7, 2017


Lobbying

Bribery. Literal bribery. It's a synonym for bribery. If lobbying is legal in your country, bribery is legal in your country.

The only reason the USA has relatively low corruption rates is because they legalized bribery and renamed it "lobbying."

by Pagan God of Memes April 26, 2022


lobby ladrone

A thief of packages, mail, etc., from apartment building lobbies and other common areas. Identical to "porch pirate" but targets multifamily buildings rather than single-family homes. ("Ladrone" is Spanish for thief.)

Where's that package Amazon said they delivered? Goddamn lobby ladrones struck again!

by MarcXS December 5, 2021