loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

loo paper

another word for loo roll

Person on loo: I need more loo paper.

Dirdle Loo

Dirdle Loo (dur-del-loo) is a phrase that can be used to express literally any emotion. It doesn't actually have a real meaning, but it's just fun to say. You could say "Dirdle Loo" and no one would know what you're talking about. Instead of saying the Roblox death sound (OOF) after someone has a serious conversation with you, you could say "Dirdle Loo". Ditch Oof. Say Dirdle Loo.

*Absolute silence*
Me: "Dirdle Loo".

Friend: "I hate this game"
Me:"Dirdle Loo".

loo laid

When British people have sex in a bathroom.

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'

LOO

An alternative form of the expression "LOL", popularized by the twitch streamer InfiniteJumpSlash and his audience.

You suck at this level, LOO

loo

like lol but actually not shit.

Zach: *hilarious clever amazing piece of original comedy*
Ed: Loo.

Loo

Loo is a short ✨British✨ term meaning toilet. English teachers use it.

I need the loo