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Lottery Fingers

The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.

John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”

by MookTheCook June 18, 2018


jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.

Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!

by poppymemedude February 13, 2017


Lottery

Yeah the numbers match but you didn't work for the money so I'm not going to pay you.

Hym "Can you imagine? You go to claim your lottery winnings and the guy says this. What kind of dishonest swindler thinks like this? I'll tell you who..."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023


Live Stream Lottery

Live Stream Lottery (LSL) is first-to-market autonomous incorruptible global Web3 lottery

Live Stream Lottery (LSL) innovation is from The Royal Family blockchain based Lottury

by LordofGrange March 31, 2023


The Lottery

something that your dad comes back for when you win it

Me: MOM I WON THE LOTTERY
(dad: teleports in)
Dad: Your going to give me some, right?

by Your_local_genderbender October 21, 2022


The lottery

Putting multiple condoms into a basket, while one condom has a small hole. Then when the time comes to use a condom a person mixes the condoms up and draws from the basket. Whom ever receives the condom with the hole wins THE LOTTERY.

Ryan played the lottery a couple weeks ago, turns out he won. He’s afraid the child support will be more than he can afford.

by Dat Bald head August 7, 2022


lunch lottery

A means to save money in which one family member, usually the mother, prepares lunch for all except one random member of the family.

How else can we cut on our spending? We are already doing lunch lottery.

by tree9368 May 9, 2022