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A phrase used to deny the effectiveness of a joke, often just shortened to NOOOO! Refers to the various blown jokes of late 2002- early 2004 Of Brian MacMillan.
Jim: So I says to him, I says, Why are there so many Jews in Ireland?
Bob: Why?
Jim: I says, there aren't!! Hahahhah.
Bob: NO MAC NO!
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(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.
Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.
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to get money from an automated teller machine; from a time period lasting from the mid-1980's to the mid-1990's when ATM machines were referred to as "Money Access Centers"
I need an extra 60 bucks for dinner tonight. I'm gonna go smack the MAC and I'll be right back.
Mac's hypothesis is the theory that a man can establish whether he is straight or gay by watching gay porn and seeing if he gets hard.
Person A: Fuck man I followed Mac's hypothesis yesterday and I got hard
Person B: Wtf fuck outta here you homo
Tiny Loc Crip Mac is a hood celebrity, a shiny niccel from 55th Street NHC on the West Side of South Central, Los Angeles. You 5 me?
Crip Mac da Loc is a gangster with a bluetiful heart, who gives bacc 5 the community, feeds the homeless on Skid Row in Downtown L.A., hands out clothes, etc. He loves Popeyes chiccen, Crip juice and always has Old English beer on decc, on HOOD. He does no custer thangs, and always ceeps it 55th Street no matter what. He's also a rapper, has a very distinctive 55th Street Crip vocabulary and voice, on hoodstas. He does his Program Time 5 every morning, makes YouTube videos often, loves the number 5 and he really loves big booty citches, on HOOD. He is a good niccel, you 5 me?
His front tooth got knocced out in L.A. County jail catching multiple fades bacc 5 bacc, and lost it in the hole by a swole, old head Brim. He has a giant eye buster stamped on his forehead that says, "HOOVAH KILLA", with the H whacced out because he is really about that HK destruction.
Crip Mac is really who he is, a Crip from 55th Street and he ain't playing, on HOOD.
Cuh 1: Ayy cuz, is that Crip Mac posted up right there on 55th Street doing tha western wiggle wit tha 5 on his head, cuh??
Cuh 5: Lemme see, cuz... oh ye, where cuh from again?!?
Cuh 1: 55th Street, fool!!
Cuh 5: Ye, pull up, cuh!
Crip Mac: Snello!! Top of the morning, cuh. I'm just ceeping it 55th Street, on hoodstas! Never commit suicide, everythang gon C alright, on hood!! Drinc plenty of water, cuh, on hood!! Listen 5 Crip Mac, I am snoo I am, on hood! Custerson White, he a custer, on hoodstas!! I give bacc 5 the community. It's the Mac, citch, and I'm bouta attacc, on any snubble, this 55th Street. You 5 me?! I'm just ceeping it 55th Street, on HOOD!!
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Cold Crest Creeper, a rapper that would dip-n-yoke quicker than he could pimp-n-smoke, flows that hit your ears harder than Ike hit Tina. Forced to serve a Nickle but would never drop a Dime.
K.C watch out cause the Bay's down like four flats on a Cadilac.
-Rest in Peace Pimpin
"I'm the kinda brotha that will f--k your mother, with a magnum rubber, leave it on the cover"-Stupid do do Dumb
"I'm one nice dream I'll make your brain melt like ice cream"-I'm in Motion
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badass multi-instrumentalist, singer/songwriter best known for his witty lines and angsty, rock and roll riffy blues, which he refers to as "jizz jazz." Eccentric and utterly genuine, Mac DeMarco is a great talent and a gracious guy with wonderful tunes that assuage the pain caused by avarice-consumed pop artists. He’s also extremely offensive (hilarious) but somehow translates his obscenities into one of his greatest virtues (besides his musical genius).
Mac DeMarco’s brilliance led him to create amazing music that shames douchy meanies of the music industry and also put his thumb up his butt at last night’s show after stage diving from a balcony.
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