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A young Italian boy who enjoys flaunting almost everything about himself. Beginning with the fact that he skipped high school and began college at the age of a seventh grader. Marco also enjoys smoking copious amounts of cigarettes while wearing only clothing from Urban Outfitters. Marco usually will hit on any girl that he encounters, even though he is only sixteen he refuses to date anyone below the age of twenty on account of their level of intelligence. He knows nothing about sex or fashion besides what he reads in magazines or learns in his college courses. His beliefs are usually vague and only apply to his life, otherwise they are completely useless.
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Pedi who takes the name of his victims.
damn marcos stolded my goddamn kid
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The best ship in the world. Ship it.
I ship Marco.
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The cutest and strongest guy you’ll ever meet, Marcos is the whole package. Marcos’s pack a mean 10 inches of raw schmeat. Marcos’s have a burning passion for minions, owning nearly all of the merchandise. Marcos will play video games like it’s a religion. Marcos’s have the best hair you’ll ever see in your lifetime to go along with that stunning six pack. You’d be lucky to have Marcos as a boyfriend but be careful cause he is drowning in females of all ages (watch out for your grandma). Marcos can bench 800 lbs with ease, squatting 1,300 no biggie. The raw schmeat could keep you afloat all night. I simply cannot compliment the pulsating, gargantuan of schmeat that Marcos’s behold. Marcos is a keeper for life, never let him go. You could get lost in The ocean that is Marcos’s eyes. You’ll fall in love with him instantly. Oh and did I mention the absolute masculinity of his throbbing, giant, schmeat. Get you a man named Marcos.
Girl 1: woah have you seen that dudes schmeat, it’s massive!!
Girl 2: I know right!! He must be a Marcos
Your Grandma: i think I’m in love!!😍
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A black nigga who blocks your screen when you ALT TAB
MARCO WHY THE FUCK YOU BLOCK MY SCREEN LA
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