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An incident identical to the Tienamin Square Massacre that occured in Waco Texas, under the leadership of an identical regime.
This was a blatent violation of due process, and posse comitotus, in that a military tank was utilized in the massacre.
Timothy McVeigh unjustly avenged the massacre by lowering himself to the same level as the Clinton Administration by taking out the Federal building in Oklahoma City, and murdering as many innocent people as the Clinton Administration murdered in Waco.
The NRA made a very accurate assessment of Clinton's BATF when they called them "Jack-Booted Thugs", due to the Waco Texas Massacre.
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The ultimate drink created by Adam Smithson. It consists of Monster, Red Bull, Mt. Dew, Dr. Pepper, and a drop of Orange Soda, all mixed into a large subway cup...The drink is so powerfull it will have you bouncing off the walls for a good amount of time.
DRINK AT YOUR OWN RISK.
me: IM SOOO FUCKIN HYPER!
you: why?
me: I JUST SLURPED UP A HEART ATTACK MASSACRE!
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The art of fucking a girl and as soon as you cum inside of her, she starts bleeding from her newly minted period and then you cut her throat just because she violated you. DONT DO THIS TO A GIRL YOU CARE ABOUT.
I was just cumming into Shannon when she new jersey Massacred all over me so i killed her.
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the act of inserting three or more penises into your butthole simultaneously
texas butthole massacres are often followed by a horrible pink sock
person 1: dude i had my first texas butthole massacre yesterday
person 2: how was it
person 1: pretty fun except when they pulled out they stretched my butthole so much that my intestines popped out resulting in a pink sock
person 2: pink socks are so kinky
person 1: you're a dirty boy
girl: hey wanna try a texas butthole massacre
boy: okay (proceeds to insert his three penises into her butthole)
girl: hey wtf are you doing
boy: putting my three dicks in your butthole
girl: no i meant i wanted to do it (whips out her three dicks and proceeds to give the boy a texas butthole massacre)
boy: wahhh you're tearing my butthole tissue
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Cheese incident at Tarkington Highschool during lunch, then two tables started throwing cheese at eachother.
Nathaniel didn’t know how String cheese was made at the Tarkington Cheese Massacre
when you melt a load of butter, cum in it, and then soak it up to make some fine ass Texas Toast with.
I was so bored and hungry last night I did a Texas Toast Massacre.
An event that definitely did not happen in China on June 4th, 1989... but in 3D.
Guy 1: "Hey buddy, did you ever hear about the Tiananmen Cube Massacre?"
Guy 2: "reply has been redacted by the benevolent and supreme leader XI"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't think so either."
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