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A place of worship (Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc) that attracts an inordinate amount of good-looking, young professional types with a reputation as the place to go go to hook up for both spiritual and booty worship.
You're at an Ass Mass when the kneeling segments entail dozens of women simultaneously reaching back to pull down their shirts to hide tattoos, and pull up their low riders to cover their thongs
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When a text message is sent to multiple contacts within a phonebook.
Kevin: Melanie just texted me and was like, "What's up?"... I thought she said she had plans and couldn't hang out tonight.
David: Yeah, I got that, too.
Lacey: WTF?! I'm so sick of her mass texting and leaving me out!
David: Guess we know why she didn't want to hang out tonight...
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The equivalent of an instant win.
You must build additional pylons!
The Carrier has arrived!
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To have a large argument with many people.
(a) Oh man, I was Mass Debating with my girlfriend and her friends. Boy, am I tired.
(b) I love having a Mass Debate.
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A Blackberry Custard Piethat, when cracked open, reveals the bones of many gerbils. Also known as Spilling Fields and Kamir Spooge.
I've had so many mass graves come out of my bunghole that you could call me Poop Pot!
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It is when you don't come to a complete stop at a stop sign.
Joe never stops at stop signs he always does a "Mass yield."
It's time to elucidate what peaceful town level civil rebellion is. Gather 500-1000 families and conduct mass recall of all sitting officials in your town. From there, ask county and state officials to step down. Needs to be locals in every town and simultaneous but it will work. @roadtoserfdom3 on Twitter
Man, I’m so sick of these corrupt ass eugenicist politicians trying to get me to go with Klaus Schwab’s bitch ass agenda! We need to MASS RECALL these bitch ass local politicians before it’s too late!