goin' to the mats

The phrase used by one mafia to challenge another mafia. This phrase commonly cause many deaths and the godfathers always survive.

Hey, Tony, you and me are through. We is goin' to the mats.

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Dirty mat

Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric

It's yuh boi, Dirty mat

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Ass-mat

Third of six levels of Ass
An amusing way to insult a friend.

He would lend me a dollar, Adam is such an Ass-mat.

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Mat-O

The God of music and Expression
A brilliant arithmetician
A man who is better at everything than you probably are.

Everyone should strive to be like Mat-O

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stat mat

Status material; a quote or saying that is worthy of using as a facebook/twitter status.

Ali: If my children aren't cute, I'm gonna beat them

Araf: That's stat mat

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Doobie Mats

Materials used for rolling a doobie, ie (rolling papers, tobacco, marijuana, crutch papers)

"Yo dog I just picked up a sack, down to blaze?"

"yeah dude, I've got the doobie mats, let's roll one up!"

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mat-nuck

When a man has sex with his girl on a carpet and she gets bad rug burn on her back, and he gives it a hard slap right after.

Yo last night, I gave the bitch a mat-nuck and she screamed louder than a snared wildcat

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