A man or woman who has no standard and has had sexual intercourse with most of the squatters in their community
Jillwyn is such a squat mattress, I heard she slept with all the guys at every squat just to have a man to keep her safe, so just like a actual squat mattress everyone got their turn, u don't want her scabies
when you’ve been slept on your whole entire life and you’re at the point of being used to it...
“i’m a mattress baby, been slept on since i was a jit”
A female that works for a (crack) shack that is available for sexual encounters for anyone at anytime for any price or product trade that does not care if they are friends with girlfriend/wife most the time will do it on the cuff
Shes a dope dealer dick hopping shack mattress.
Another word for Pad (product girls use on their periods
omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses
omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress
The name you give a person who spends a lot of time on their back (on a mattress).
My sister is the Greater Southwestern Mattress Back
A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.
My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.
The act of lending your mattress to a friend once you have refused to let them sleep in your room.
Boy: Hey I need to borrow your room tonight...
Girl: No way! #blessed
Boy: Don't CB, she could be the one. What about Missouri compromise?
Girl: I guess we can do Missouri mattress. Thank you!