Random
Source Code
Random
An endearing human being. Caring and considerate. Likes to please anybody and is always ready to lend a helping hand around the bins at the back of iceland. She claims its a massage parlour but the knocking on the door suggests its a knocking shop
Kendo "you met jamies maw?"
Niall "Aye she works dreams around those bins"
Kendo "Her fish fingers have been left out the freezers"
Yer maw is another saying in Scotland which means the woman that has an over cooked stake bake fae greggs as a fanny, the whore that likes dirty needles, the benefit cheating fuck or the bitch that you call your mother.
Yer da, yer da ,yer da sells Avon,
Yer maw yer maw yer maw pumps the cooncil
Slack insult response
Too busy knocking one out to think of anything better
Steve: This will keep you busy for hours *posts boobs*
Andrew: Yer Maw
Basically at the end of an argument when you have nothing left to say yer maw, would be like saying anything about someone's mum which is never a good thing
The cunt: I'm going to end up smashing you
Me: Nae bother mate away and hump yer maw ya wee dick .
Yer maw always works.....if you really want to piss someone off ! Use with caution ⚠
"yer maw" means your mum is very lazy and canny be arsed to even cook you dinner or let yer dugs oot
John: dae u ken where the co op is . Purple Aki: yer maw