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The best fucking city you will ever go to
I love Melbourne and Sydney can die in a hole!
Absolute shithole, you can find it in Victoria, and because its in pom land there are lots of stabbings shootings and Rangas out to steal your sunscreen, to much fucking traffic, it takes 4 hours to get to fucking maccas and even thats just 4 km away, absolute shithole, once again full of pigmies
Guy 1: should we go to Melbourne
Guy 2: fuck that shithole lets go to the middle of fucking nowhere
To Melbourne is to change your opinions fast and without warning. Like the Melbourne weather.
The Ohio of weather. Especially in Spring and Summer.
Non-Melbourne resident: There was a tropical storm five seconds ago. Why're there meteor showers?
Melbourne resident: Man, you can't trust the weather in Melbourne.
A city in Victoria, Australia that is mostly populated by sick cunts. The weather is either cold as all fuck or hotter than Miranda Kerr. The air and water quality is possibly the best in the world, which can also be said for the beaches. Also home to Cloud Nine, the maddest nightclub that is full of mad kents that play the hardest Melbourne bangers. The city is also overflowing with Eshays (commonly known as Lads). Overall, Melbourne is the best scene on the earth.
"Melbourne is the phreshest place on earth. All cities should be like Melbourne"
"That track 'Melbourne Sound' goes off in the club!"
"Melbourne is home to the best underground tracks"
"Check out that siq lad, he must be from Melbourne"
town that is little and pretty
man Melbourne is such a beautiful little town