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the scene created when tossing a bitch's salad after she's taken a shit but before wiping that ass
Immediately after Jenna pinched a humongous loaf, I ate that nasty hoe's messy sundae for desert!
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Defined best as someone or something that is anything and everything negative, bad, rude or plain trifling.
Found in the song "UhOh" By Derty
Ex. That is so Thuggish and Messy
When a mans penis gets stuck in a moving bicycle and accidentally triggers an ejaculation.
oh I got myself stuck in a bit of a messy bicycle this morning
Noun.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.
If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard
Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.
It’s nothing like having messy fun shoved down your throat right before breakfast
A play on the stranger, in which the participant drops trow and places himself appropriately on a toilet bowl and then defecates. The participant then places his off-hand (the hand which he or she is not accustomed to wiping with) under his ass cheek until the blood in the hand has been restricted and the hand becomes numb. Unlike the stranger, the participant is not buffing the banana, but rather, attempts to wipe his ass with the numbed off-hand. If feces comes in direct contact through poor coordination or toilet paper misplacement, then the participant has become "messy sailor'd" and thus loses.
After tag-teaming Chavo's sister in the Home and Garden section, Jimbo and Pickles went to the K-Mart bathroom stalls and played a rousing game of messy sailor. Jimbo lost.