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Metric Fuckton

One metric fuckton is equal to 7 billion and 10 million tons or 1.402e+13 pounds. This is calculated by haveing a metric fuckton be equal to 10 duck loads and 1 fuckload being equal to the population of china, which is 1.402 billion.

Joe: Man I have a Metric Fuckton of laundry to do today
Siri: One Metric Fuckton is equal to 1.402e+13 pounds
Joe: Your mom weighs 1.402e+13 pounds

by Your mother is 1.402e+13 lbs August 18, 2022


Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020


Metric fuck ton

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

by Melk Man February 12, 2019


metrically handicapped

1. To describe someone that has a condition that causes them to be unable to understand SI units of measurement (colloquially referred as "Metric System").

This affliction has been historically endemic in regions of North America, Western Africa and Southeastern Asia.

When I told her I was 1.7 metres tall she stared at me in shock. Later I found out that sadly she's metrically handicapped.

by Preguiça não tem fim April 2, 2021


pan-metric idealism

A paradigm in which prime cavitations are spaced uniformly-enough on a discrete surface to create an electromagnetic force.

The prime numbers are placed evenly enough to make the discrete surface frictionless.

Pan-metric idealism suggests a surface-area in which uncountable prime-cavitations are spaced ideally so as to create a frictionless plane.

The spinning that creates this frictionless plane also creates the electromagnetic force.

by deepchurch November 10, 2021


Metric

an awesome band that made black sheep from scott pilgrim and a bunch of other bangers

person one: hey have you heard black sheep by metric?
person two: yea,it's better than the one in the movie to be honest

by shadowcatxo November 17, 2021


Metric

Positive remark; similar to cool or awesome but better

pizza? that's metric as fuck bro.

by metricasfuckthough August 20, 2018