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1. A perm hairstyle using a microwavable heat cap which accelerates the setting of the perm solution.
2. The heating cap itself, the brand name of the apparatus.
Once you get your weave done, come to my house and I'll give you microwaves.
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Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.
Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.
Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.
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Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'
Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!
Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!
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"Instant Heat!" - We cannot nor will not forget Vinnie Johnson of the National Basketball League's Detroit Pistons. The original Sixth Man of the Year!
Now entering the game is the microwave oven, Vinnie Johnson!
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A sexual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a nazi uniform and some oven mitts.
If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.
Man, I'd love to snatched up Lindsay Lohan by her slimy ass weave and give her a stinky microwave.
Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.
Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"
Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."
When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.
You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.