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1. A perm hairstyle using a microwavable heat cap which accelerates the setting of the perm solution.
2. The heating cap itself, the brand name of the apparatus.
Once you get your weave done, come to my house and I'll give you microwaves.
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Also known as cocktease. A woman who flirts with men and turn them on and doesn't give the pussy. Named after the microwave oven because, like it, she heats up but doesn't cook.
Prima: Yesterday, Jill made out with me, but she didn't allowed me to jam it in.
Secunda: What a cocktease! She's such a microwave woman.
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Continually releasing queefs under the covers several times and building up stench while your significant other is brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed, then when they get into bed, pull the covers over their head and yell "SWEDISH MICROWAVE" and let them enjoy the stench of your queef gas for at least 30 seconds. Similar to the 'Dutch Oven'
Emma: Kerri, how was your sleepover at Anna's last night?
Kerri: NOT GOOD! That damn Alyssa chick kept pulling Swedish Microwaves all night!
Emma: Whoa, that's some serious queefage!
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"Instant Heat!" - We cannot nor will not forget Vinnie Johnson of the National Basketball League's Detroit Pistons. The original Sixth Man of the Year!
Now entering the game is the microwave oven, Vinnie Johnson!
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Potato, potahto, everyone makes mistakes.
Microwaved potatoes, is a less common phrase used to describe a mistake beyond repair.
A: "Man I just got fired and my wife found out I was cheating on her online by sending chicks pizzas"
B: "That's microwaved potatoes man.."
Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave
Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cook” hot pockets
A sexual position involving a man, another individual (gender does not matter for the second person) a nazi uniform and some oven mitts.
If you need any further information, you do not have the proper equipment for this.
Man, I'd love to snatched up Lindsay Lohan by her slimy ass weave and give her a stinky microwave.