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1. Porn featuring midgets
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
I might finish this essy on time, if I cut back on the midget porn for a few days.
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Small old lady with a hunchback and white hair walking around with a stick or in a mobility car. They are generally found in groups or outside the bingo. You do not want to approach one of these if they are naked. They generally walk in front of you very slowly and piss you off and they often smell of piss and cigarettes.
"I'll kick midget grannies in the tits."
"You're such a midget granny"
"That midget granny has a saggy ass dude."
"I did a midget granny who had a really wrinkly fanny"
"I'm doing the midget granny robot dance"
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When a midget runs up behind somebody, and wacks them in the head with their Oompa Loompa stick.
"How did Jessica die again?"
"Oh, she got Midget Raped."
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A black person no taller than 3 foot 10, but has the same size teeth a full size nigga.
Hey paw, there there is a nigga midget in the watermelon patch.
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A midget Hoe is a small women who sells her body for cheeseburgers and milkshakes.
"Dam that Midget Hoe must be horny for a cheeseburger, she fucked me five times and now she wants a double cheeseburger"
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