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Getting the hiv from barebacking your girlfriend
Damn I got miked after I did her a few months back.
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a douche who breaks up with a girl on her birthday and finds another girlfriend within 2 weeks that is 4 years younger than him!
mike broke up wit me on my bday
wat a douch
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the most astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding, dismaying, and disconcerting person ever.
Mikes is so dreamy *mouth waters*
Mike is a guy who is a crazy motherfucker if u do something. To him u will get fuck hard by your family he is also a guy who will fuck your sister. He is a Italian badass who get all the girls.
Mike is so fucking hot
He is my boyfriend
Shit
Mike worldstar
a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.
Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.
He is a big guy.... He loves to fish and pull out lunkers! He loves ridin quads and drivin trucks. He is a nice guy and a great buddy.
Mike is such a great guy, he catches so many fish.