MILF

1. Mexican Immigrant Liberation Front, a fictional, millitant organization of Mexican immigrants and their descendents, with the goal of taking back the lands of their forefathers (western and southern US). This is a highly organized organization, hence it being called an organization. (even more secretive than the IRA, a very similar organization) This is why there is absolutely no evidence as to the existance of such an organization.

2. "Mother I'd like to fuck"

3. A joke played on the US gov't, the comedy being in the relationship between the two previous definitions. (see hoax)

It would appear that the bombing of the Junior Chamber of Commerce was an act of MILF, a much-feared organization that has been under heavy investigation for years now.

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a older woman, young boys want to get it on with. In the past, has been referred to as " mother id like to fuck"

Fred: Bob, your mom is so hot !
Bob : Hey man, thats my mom. Watch your mouth.
Fred : Im sorry Bob. I cant help it if your mom is a total milf.
Bob : Whats that supposed to mean ?
Fred : It means i would hit that

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MILF

In popular American culture of early 21st century, a sexually appealing older woman who is an object of infantile hyper Oedipal motherfucking fantasies.

My girlfriend's mom is such a MILF! Mmmmm, ménage à trois... !

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Moro Islamic Liberation Front, it's a Muslim separatist rebel group located in Southern Philippines. The MILF was first centred around the Moro National Liberation Front (MNLF), formed in the late 1960s following the Jabidah Massacre.The group demanded the formation of an independent Moro Islamic state and took part in terrorist attacks and assassinations to promote their ideas. The central government rejected this demand and sent troops into Moroland to maintain order. The MILF was formed in 1981 when Salamat Hashim and his followers split from the MNLF, due to the MNLF's reluctance to launch an insurgency against the Philippine government forces and movements towards a peace agreement.

Dang, that MILF has gone wild lately!

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Midget I'd Like (to) Fuck

A smokin' hot midget you really want to have sex with.

- Dude check out that milf over there!
- What?! You think that flabby old hag is a milf?
- No man! Not that old raisin, i mean that sexy midget behind the carriage!
- Dude, that's her daughter
- Ooh...

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MILF

Mulder I Love to Fuck. Fox Mulder + Dana Scully = Good Stuff
The act of Dana Scully having sex with Fox Mulder and you trying way to hard to imagine it.

"Fox Mulder is my MILF. Oh hell ya."

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Mom I'd Love Forever, used to cover up for the more commonly used "Mom I'd like to fuck"

*On Friend's Facebook wall*

Friend: Hey I saw your mom, she's a total MILF !
Mom: What does MILF mean?
Son: Uh, Mom I'd Love Forever
Mom: Awwww thats so sweet son !

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