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When you're having sex with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you're lying on top of her and she's flat on her back. Trust me, it's absolutely devastating.
"Did you hear? Matt hit her with the Milwaukee Bitch Magnet."
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adj - That particularly shitty feeling after a long night of drinking Old Milwaukee. Usually symptoms include a pounding headache and the beer shits.
"Hey, where the hell is Duff?"
"He won't be in for another couple hours, he's got a pretty bad case of the Old Milwaukee blues."
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If you need a place to sell your vape pods, never fear, USM is here. Based out of River Hills Wisconsin, with all the rich boys you could ever supply, this school does NOT, in fact, give two flying FUCKS about your feelings. The students, and teachers, are here to get paid, and get laid, and sometimes go to Harvard. Spending more money on recruiting athletes, then most public schools are given a year to operate, it's truely amazing that USM still can not win a state championship in a sport that is not Tennis or Hockey. Here is the prep school of prep schools, The Beverly hills, of River hills, The extra white girl, to your Starbucks latte, USM
University School of Milwaukee is the most chill school in Wisconsin, except for you know, every other school in Wisconsin
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The Milwaukee Pack-out is when one partner is eating as much cheese as they can, while the other partner is packing cheese up the first partner’s rectum. Optional: Use a Milwaukee brand tool to pack the cheese.
I was working on a job site today when Dale told me all about his Milwaukee Pack-out.
I was having a bad day until my wife came home and surprised me with a Milwaukee pack-out.
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A intersection in Milwaukee's deepest hood where just about every goes down at.
It seems like every person from Milwaukee experienced something on 27th and burleigh (Milwaukee)
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If you really want to go to a party in Milwaukee forget all the schools like Marquette and MSOE. Hit up the east side for keggers, a bar under the union, a sex panther for the mascot. In fall instead of leaves in the yard they a overlay-ed in beer cans.
Mike: After hitting up University of Wisconsin Milwaukee want to go to Oakland Gyro's?
Steve: Will we be drunk?
Mike: When aren't we? It is Milwaukee
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Whilst eating a stick of celery, a man pulls out mid-sex and pees all over the girl and nearby vegetables. Problems can arise with the lack of availability of vegetables.
I did a good olf fashioned Milwaukee Garden Hose with the missus last night.