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The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.
*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...
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A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.
"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."
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someone who’s only response to receiving compliments, is giving you a new compliment back, or even reusing the same towards you
“I called him cute and he said it right back like an actual compliment mirror”
A general term used to describe motorcycle gloves that have armored knuckles which are capable of punching off the side mirror of a car without causing any pain or injury to the rider.
"Some cager tried run me off the road so I pulled up beside him and punched off his mirror with trusty my mirror smashers."
When you are high on psychedelics and you find yourself looking into a mirror. What will happen is a strong gravitational pull from the mirror holding you in place, eyes locked to your own eyes, that takes a strong physical effort and will power to break. You may or may not come to a profound realization.
"Bro, you were the bathroom 20 minutes are you okay?"
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."
When you look in a mirror or someone tells you you you’re drunk and you instantly feel that much more drunk
Bro I was fine till the mirror effect hit me, I’m messed up now
Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.
Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket
Tom:What are you doing?
Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.
Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!
......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....