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mississippi vacuum

An obese woman's vagina that sucks up everything in sight.

i can barely walk after that girl last night gave me a mississippi vacuum

by The Dark Meat August 1, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mississippi Steamboat

When a man is about to ejaculate on his partner's face, and ends up creaming up their nose.

Andy! Oh my god! Breathe! I accidentally gave you a Mississippi Steamboat!

by Keenan15 April 11, 2010

17๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mississippi Steamboat

When you are titty-fucking your sister and right after you blow your load, you use one hand to hold her tits together while you rock backward and rip a huge fart through her cum-covered tits, making the sound of a steamboat horn and spraying her face like she were riding on a steamboat in heavy surf.

She's still mad at me for giving her the ol Mississippi Steamboat last night...

by Missy Steambizzle April 26, 2016

21๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


mississippi monocle

this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.

"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"

by bobmanob March 12, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mississippi PopTart

Puking in a girls pussy and using it as lube

Last night Lindsey and I wanted to do the only thing she had never done, so we made a Mississippi Poptart.

by Alex Ant June 1, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


mississippi mudslide

It is when you have diarrhea and you eject your watery feces all over your partner during intercourse. The diarrhea has a muddy appearance and is slippery (like a slip โ€˜nโ€™ slide) which is why the term โ€œmudslideโ€ is used.

Last night I gave Sally a Mississippi Mudslide and she threw up all over my dick.

by David Cantonicle September 20, 2006

82๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


mississippi climax

when you are holding in a fart during whoopi and then the fart sneaks out often in a high pitched squeal during climax leaving your partner stinky and in most cases unsatisfied.

man i was having sex last night and everything was going well until i hooked her up with a mississippi climax.

by nortinton August 4, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž