An obese woman's vagina that sucks up everything in sight.
i can barely walk after that girl last night gave me a mississippi vacuum
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When a man is about to ejaculate on his partner's face, and ends up creaming up their nose.
Andy! Oh my god! Breathe! I accidentally gave you a Mississippi Steamboat!
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When you are titty-fucking your sister and right after you blow your load, you use one hand to hold her tits together while you rock backward and rip a huge fart through her cum-covered tits, making the sound of a steamboat horn and spraying her face like she were riding on a steamboat in heavy surf.
She's still mad at me for giving her the ol Mississippi Steamboat last night...
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this is what you call the spunk dripping from the freshly violated ocular cavity of a one-eyed person.
"dude, you banged that one-eyed chick?"
"yeah! i couldn't believe it when she asked me to give her a mississippi monocle. she's a freak!"
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Puking in a girls pussy and using it as lube
Last night Lindsey and I wanted to do the only thing she had never done, so we made a Mississippi Poptart.
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It is when you have diarrhea and you eject your watery feces all over your partner during intercourse. The diarrhea has a muddy appearance and is slippery (like a slip โnโ slide) which is why the term โmudslideโ is used.
Last night I gave Sally a Mississippi Mudslide and she threw up all over my dick.
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when you are holding in a fart during whoopi and then the fart sneaks out often in a high pitched squeal during climax leaving your partner stinky and in most cases unsatisfied.
man i was having sex last night and everything was going well until i hooked her up with a mississippi climax.
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