A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
Originating from a Clubhouse club. A moist buddy or moist buddies is a friend or associate that you meet in the IRL (In Real Life).
Johnny met his “moist buddies”, Nancy and Drew, for some ice-cream.
an aroused female of any species...
Person 1 - "I love microsoft office 2010"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"
Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"
Another way of saying "wet pussy"
I fingered Jessica and man she had a moist oyster
geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet
Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond
When a man fists a female in her very moist vagina and then proceeds to open up his fingers inside of her, whilst proclaiming “Hut, Hike!”.
Man, Rob really Moist Fingerbowled that chick in the back of his ST.
When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.
Girl: I can't breathe
Boy: *tips cowboy hat*
Moist Bandito