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When you pull out just as you are cumming and it sprays her in the face so much that she can't breathe she is considered a moist bandito.
Girl: I can't breathe
Boy: *tips cowboy hat*
Moist Bandito
A person with no sex drive and the personality of a brick.
Used to describe the partner of someone you are attracted to or interested in.
Much like a wet blanket but instead of being a bummer at an event, they're a bummer to an entire relationship.
"Derek and I haven't had sex in 4 months but he's engaged with his video games instead of me."
"Wow dude... What a moist blanket."
Another way of saying "wet pussy"
I fingered Jessica and man she had a moist oyster
an aroused female of any species...
Person 1 - "I love microsoft office 2010"
Person 2 - "is it giving you a moist bush?"
Example 2 - "That chick behind me in the heavy traffic looks like she has a moist bush"
A moist mike or moist mikes are people that have a baby face and a neck beard. they usually spend all there time watching anime/ hentai on there bed. They live on baja blasts and Juul Man juul pods. They will attack any small male child under 3 years of age. they are know to play many hours of call of duty in the gamer cave.
Mom 1: its a real shame, all my son does is drink soda and play video games
Mom 2: Oh, your son is a moist mike
Originating from a Clubhouse club. A moist buddy or moist buddies is a friend or associate that you meet in the IRL (In Real Life).
Johnny met his “moist buddies”, Nancy and Drew, for some ice-cream.
When a man fists a female in her very moist vagina and then proceeds to open up his fingers inside of her, whilst proclaiming “Hut, Hike!”.
Man, Rob really Moist Fingerbowled that chick in the back of his ST.