mong out

Based on the often offensively used word mong.

1. To be in a state of unfocussed frenzy.

2. To be in a relaxed and docile state.

1. "Whoaa, did you see Nev after 14 bottles of Bud? Biggest, worstest mong out I seen for a while."

2. "Hey guys, let's get a spliff going and mong out in front of the TV."

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Turbo mong

An extremely mongy person, excessive mongness, a person quickest to mong-like behaviour.

You're such a turbo mong.

Midge Mong

1. The perfect name to call a complete idiot who you unfortunately associate with.

2. The perfect term used to get someone's attention when they are ignoring you.

1. "Hey. Let me cruise your poker party this weekend."

"No one wants you there, Midge Mong."

2. "Hey. Hey! Hey!!! MIDGE MONG!!!!"

"What do you want nig nog?"

mong fortress

(noun) A room that has been fortified against the impending light of morning at the end of a mong. Materials involved in building fortifications are usually mongtresses, comforters, towels and stuffed animals.

Oh man... the sun is coming up... time to build the mong fortress...

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mong cunt

A fucking Aussie slang word.
A person who is just a fucking weirdo with no respect given or received
Mong
Cunt

Daniel you fucking mong cunt stop fucking my sister shes 12

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J-Mong

When you finger a girl in the asshole and she decides to drop a poop on your hand and finish it off with a "sorry"

You gave me a J-Mong, wtf!!

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Mong Biff

it is appropriate to call someone a mong biff when they have done something utterly stupid and/or idiotic.

it can involve more than one person, the person who notices the act of specialness will say "Mong" and it is open for anyone else to add "Biff"

bringing more humiliation to the person who experience the special moment

Chris walks into a lamp-post
Tori cries out "MONG..."
Greg adds "BIFF"

therefore Chris is a mong biff

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