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1. A true prophet of God who lived in the ancient Americas and compiled the Book of Mormon around 600 A.D.
2. A member of the LDS faith.
Are you Mormon?
No, Mormon died, like, 1400 years ago. I'm a member of the LDS church, though. Is that what you meant?
Yeah.
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Mormonism, Or Mormon, Is a Religious Faith Based in Christianity. We Believe in Everything that Most Christian Faiths do, But Believe that Jesus Christ Also Visited The Americas.
"The Mormon Temple is Bringing Constructed No Far From Here."
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A group of people part of a religion whose populace mostly lives in Utah and have a deep love of Napoleon Dynamite, BYU, Elder Uchtdorf and Holland, and all things Geeky.
She's a mormon, so talk about Star Wars, BYU, or the German man in the white shirt.
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The term "mormon" is slang for members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. They read from the Bible, the Book of Mormon, the Pearl of Great Price, and the Doctrine and Covenants. They are for the most part, very kind people and do not believe in the use of alcohol, drugs, coffee, and tea. The Church of Jesus Christ is the only christian church that teaches that we are spirits and had a pre-mortal life. During the pre-mortal life, they believe that we chose to come down to earth, then after our mortal life, we go back to Heavenly Father and become immortal. They believe that God always wants us to be happy, and that he loves us endlessly.
1: can I talk with missionaries?
2: you want to be mormon?
1: yeah
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n. A person who is one em away from being a moron
adj. Pertaining to the above-mention type of person.
It turns out that not all people from Utah are Mor(m)ons, fortunately.
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* Proper term is LDS
* They believe the following:
1) Believe God's name is Elloheem
2) Jesus and Satan are brothers
3) After the ressurection Jesus came to America, helped the Lamenites (Native Americans) win a great war, then wrote it on gold plates.
4) Elloheem is a pimp married multiple bitches and has lots of ghost babies
5) People need to have lots of kids, so the ghost babies can be born, even though some can't afford the ones they already have
6) Satan had an uprising, took his followers to Earth where they tell everyone to do bad things
7) Elloheem didn't like the angels who remained neutral in the great angel war, so he turned them into Black people
8) If people are good enough, they turn White and recieve their own planet
9) Joseph Smith is their idol and is bigger than Jesus and the Beetles
10) They also wear magic pajamas that protect them from ALL harm
11) They can't take anything which alters their state of mind such as: drugs, alcohol, and caffine (even though a vast majority of them keep the mtn dew industry running strong)
mormon, mormon, mormon...
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a pathetic religious group that get pwned by the jehovah's witnesses. JW's are better. mormons rely on having huge families to get more people in their religion because they suck so much at converting people. they may seem jolly and good-hearted to many, but their foundation of their religion is more corrupt than one may think.
they dont drink alcohol becuse it is a sin, but jesus drank wine. what do you say about that?
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