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A dim wit that was conceived with a piss hard on.
That banjo playin' drooler in Deliverance was definitely a Morning Baby.
That moment when you wake up in the morning and it feels like your mouth has been drained of all wetness and turned into invisible cotton
Dude last night was so crazy that I ended up waking up with Morning Cottonmouth
Releasing exceptionally loud, melodic morning flatulence after gaseous build up during overnight slumber.
No need for an alarm clock, my roommate will wake the whole house playing the morning trumpet.
After a 2 am Taco Bell stop, I passed out and woke up blaring the morning trumpet.
The time and place where the thought process, dicision making, and day plannings occur.
I get so confused for the day if I don't get my morning shower.
When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up
When your pregnant wife has morning sickness and you are so in sync that you get it too.
Palmer was late for work again. He woke up with morning rickness again.
I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.
Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'
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