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Mortal Reminder

The Mortal Reminder is doing an act where your fantasies take over so someone reminds you that you're doing some fked up shit.

I was jerking off to the hottest girl in class but she was right in front of me. A bit later the school shooter tells me to stop and to leave his corpse alone.

Josh: " Was anyone hurt at the school shooting?"
Me: " Yeah a few students died, luckily the school shooter was nice enough to give me a Mortal Reminder because the rest was distracted of mine act instead of his."

by Mister Dope June 5, 2018


Mortalated

the best fucking rapper

mortalated is the best fucking rapper

by Simon15 January 26, 2021


Ex-mortal

a person who did the impossible

Recently a man survived the holocaust, spanish flu, and now COVID 19 he is an Ex-mortal

by mista2 April 6, 2020


mortality

if one chooses to be hopeful or spiritual, a temporary "what if"-"i have no clue, i'm lost" scenario, placed in your path with the purpose of making you consider things in a different light, for your own ultimate good, and, eventually, value the prospect of living forever more, among other benefits, without feeling bored, because life just keeps going...and going...and going...on, and on, and on...forever.

person on the street: got some mortality?
Doug: no, sorry, i'm all out. (keeps walking)

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022


Mortality

No matter how many times people like to talk about it over and over, it turns out even as kids, everybody already knew that nobody was immortal.

Mortality is reality, everything else is ideas.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020


Ldol mortality

Fucking shit cod team! Ldol is fucking dope

Ldol Mortality is shit, NO Ldol MORTALITY IS FUCKING DOPE!

by Urmommma1 March 14, 2018


Mortal Engines

A movie deprived of fun, action, good character writing, compelling story and wasted potential.

Dude: Yo, the Transformers movies are so Mortal Engines.

Dude 2: Agreed totally!

by ImMuchBetterThanDaddy December 10, 2018