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alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.

Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.

by QuacksO February 1, 2017


California Almond Mound

Where a guy lays in a bathtub and thirteen or fourteen bitches (ugly or hot) shit on him till he’s swimming in the human shit waste.
After they have completed the task of filling the bathtub up with runny and chunky shit the man has to eat as much as he can to fill his stomach up. After that he then gags himself over the top of the toilet where new water comes in and flush the toilet then throws up the shit in the toilet. The toilet will then fill the toilet up with liquified shit and he has drink it all like a dog. If he is lucky he will get a couple of chuncks in it

I came back to my house and smelled what I thought was a California almond mound in my bathroom

by Big White Man July 4, 2021


beaver mound

A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow

Broooooo, check out the beaver mound on that guy.

by Crandle February 3, 2016


Mounded

Mounded, a word used by fans of the haunted mound. Mounded can be used as an adjective or a feeling.
(Adjective): To describe when something or someone shows similarities or traits akin to that of the haunted mound as a group or as an aesthetic.
(Feeling): When listening to the haunted mound you may feel mounded

Example 1 -
“This abandoned barn is mounded
Example 2 -
Person 1: “man, this buckshot song is so fire
Person 2: “fr I’m so mounded rn”

by Whoismatt August 28, 2022


Almond Mound

A term for a woman's lady-part from an anterior view.

"Man, look at that girl's almond mound."

by December 15, 2020


Burial mound

Multiple people shiting in a toilet without Flushing creating a huge mound of crap and toilet paper

The hotel never fixed our toilet so we left them a nice burial mound to deal with

by Swoly mammoth December 9, 2018


Meat Mound

The fleshy, nasty mound of meat between Hope Solo's legs as revealed during The Fappening, Pt. 2.

Hope Solo's Meat Mound was on full display during The Fappening, Pt. 2, resulting in mass fascination and repulsion around the globe.

by 58 wolf kennel September 23, 2014