mug

this thing in front of me with dried up coffee.

this is me and im all like - "im drinkin' this coffee like a mug.

and like there's this other guy i know and he's all like-
"don't you mean youre drinking coffee out of a mug".

and then i reply -"nigga you iz not hip wit da slang terms, i best bust several caps in yo' ass".

then the cops come and arrest me because you can't theaten people like that, and its a federal offense. so i do 30 hours of community service. which sucked tremendously.

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Mug

1. A man-hug.
1. When a Man hugs another Man just to pickpocket him.

1.(Fred talking to Joe)"I know your sad so give me a MUG."
2.(Jordyn talking to rich-guy John)"I know your sad (and just got paid)so give me a MUG."

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Mug

Sh0RTER W0Rd f0R MUThA fUCkA ! - *

USEd M0STlY bY TEENS S0 ThEY d0NT GET iN TR0UblE ! - *

AlS0 Y0U CAN SAY iT ANYWhURR *&&' N0T GET iN TR0UblE f0R lANGUAGE ! - *

dAMNNNN ! i WAS f0ldEd likE Ah MUGGGG lAST NiqhT bRUh ! - *

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mug

Some one's domicile.

Dean: "Lance, let's get the peace up outta this mug!"

Lance: "Fo shizzle! It be hot as a YO MAMA up in this mug"

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Mugging

A crime commited by the foulest, vilest life of form on Earth, the true definition of scum.

Little scoundrels that have nothing better to do with their sad pathetic lives than to go round using violence to steal valuble possesions of innocent people because they can't be arsed or too thick to get a job to support themselves or there crackhead girlfriend, who is also a prostitute.
Its only because their jealous that we are much more fortunate than they are and they're also insecure because they're probably from a broken home, don't know who their dad is and their mum is far too doped up on crystal meth to give a toss.

Basically, anyone caught mugging should be chained to chair in a dungeon along with a series of tools/instruments of torture and the victim has permission to torture the pathetic lowlife in the sickest way possible, whilst pointing at laughing at them whilst they're sobbing and begging for mercy.

Mr. A- Hey man, good news
Mr. B- 'sup?
Mr. A- You remember that mugging that happened to me the other day?..yeah well they caught the bastards and I got a court appearance, those fuckers are goin' down!
Mr. B- Thats awesome! I hope they get hung or something, people like that really don't deserve a chance at life

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mug

the most hideous and deformed face ever seen. these 'mugs' are often mistaken for being trolls or orcs. They are direct descendents of ja ja binks.

- girl walks down the street with a face that looks like its melting.
"check out the mug on her"
"MUG"

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mugs

man jugs

preferably when a man's breasts are not only huge, but take the shape of those of a woman's

"dude!! check out the mugs and that guy"

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