your mum/ya mum/yo momma is a comeback that if you say normally results with getting slapped. normally by a pikey.
it doesnt have to be a comeback, it can be said anywhere it makes sense.
Holly: so, what do you wanna do now?
Harry: your mum.
or
Holly: what did you do last night then?
Harry: your mum.
see? :)
Jill Hudson hates orphans and her son Morgz is a disease if you see this woman keep your kids away as she might spit on them aggressively . Sub2willne and stop this scary kiddy fiddler
random nine year old: Morgz mum is great
any decent person: Jill Hudson hates orphans and tries her best to spit on kids
;D~ a mum who holds the world record for having DNA tested every male , including horses, in the state of West Virginia.
DNA solutions gives Phil's mum 5% cash back and daily frequent spreader miles.
Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.
Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.
Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)
Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.
my mum needs, does and is a lot of things
You know who else needs supervision? MY MUM
Used as a term to refer to someone's Mother whom everyone has screwed at some point. In particular, anyone named Joe.
Guy 1-"LaTeX is so screwed." Guy 2-"Just like I screwed Joe's Mum."