your mum

your mum/ya mum/yo momma is a comeback that if you say normally results with getting slapped. normally by a pikey.
it doesnt have to be a comeback, it can be said anywhere it makes sense.

Holly: so, what do you wanna do now?
Harry: your mum.
or
Holly: what did you do last night then?
Harry: your mum.

see? :)

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Morgz mum

Jill Hudson hates orphans and her son Morgz is a disease if you see this woman keep your kids away as she might spit on them aggressively . Sub2willne and stop this scary kiddy fiddler

random nine year old: Morgz mum is great
any decent person: Jill Hudson hates orphans and tries her best to spit on kids

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Tom's Mum

Where someone is so bad at computer games you threaten to phone their mum to come over and play for them.

Player 1: Dude, you just died... Again.

Player 2 : (Irrelevant whiny excuse)

Player 1 : Don't worry, I've already started ringing Tom's Mum.

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Phil's mum

;D~ a mum who holds the world record for having DNA tested every male , including horses, in the state of West Virginia.

DNA solutions gives Phil's mum 5% cash back and daily frequent spreader miles.

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My mum

my mum needs, does and is a lot of things

You know who else needs supervision? MY MUM

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ur mum

gae

ur mum gae

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Joe's Mum

Used as a term to refer to someone's Mother whom everyone has screwed at some point. In particular, anyone named Joe.

Guy 1-"LaTeX is so screwed." Guy 2-"Just like I screwed Joe's Mum."

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