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Going down on a pussy only to find out to late that it hasn't been washed from night before
I had a right sick munch this morning, I went down on my girlfriend, she didn't tell me she hadn't cleaned the mingling thing, I threw up on her muff
muhnch muh-kan-iks
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1. routine or basic methods of a person who consistently repeats the same mistake more than once or makes completely irrational decisions without warning or reason.
2. the process of making ill-advised, wasteful financial decisions to reach an unrealistic or unobtainable goal.
3. the actions of an individual who rationalizes ideas regarding Asian minors whilst under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
"Goran Bunch" recently received his paycheck. Displaying typical munch mechanics, he resolved to spend it entirely on a European satchel, hard liquor, something with rhinestones, and an over-priced gift for an Asian minor (in the hopes of receiving sexual gratification.) Later that night he recalled his countless stupid decisions, but, for some reason, repeated the same actions during the following pay-period. munch mechanics
Someone who accepts living on a couch
Bella: Jack is a couch munch!
Jack: I love couches!
someone who likes to eat hairy pussy. They enjoy the taste of eating a hairy muff.
Steve is a little rug munch isn't he
To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"
do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?
1. To munch on the female genitals
2. To eat a girl out
3. To slay with your tongue
Dawg when you were with that babe the other night did you go munch the box?
Did your girlfriend let you munch the box?