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A stick used during the act of munging to prod the corpse in an effort to release extra special mung juices from hidden pockets that an elbow drop just can't reach. Usually the stick is found in the graveyard and then discarded after use. However, experienced mungers might have a favorite mung stick (or a collection) that they'll bring with them on the adventure.
Jalen: "Sick mung stick, bro!"
Matt: "Thanks man, this shit's hand carved ivory!"
The dirt, dead skin, and oil mixture that cakes up when you rub your skin vigorously, usually when showering has been skipped for several days. It has a grayish-green color and the consistency of clay. It smells earthy with with a musty finish.
He loved making sculptures out of his freshly rubbed mung.
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To make an unnatural hole with your penis in a dead body and ejaculate in it.
"Dude I killed this one bitch then I munged the hell out of her"
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An individual who lacks foreign heritage and lives in Canada. Munge-cakes or "munges" tend to do things such as eat kraft dinner, constantly apply sun tan lotion and dip his/her grilled cheese in ketchup. This term of slang is most commonly used by those of Italian descent.
Person: "Hey Joe, want a panzerotti?"
Joe: "What is a panzerotti?"
Person: "You are such a munge-cake!"
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The individual who selects the easiest, least messy task within a given job. Derived from the obscenley disgusting sexual act called the mung where the person acting as the jumper definitely has the less painful assignment.
My roommate conveniently volunteered to clean the bedroom leaving me to scrub the disgusting bathroom. It sucks living with such a mung jumper.
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Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.
See pump and gag.
That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.
The member in one's group of closest friends who has munged the most corpses. Note: age of corpse does come in to play.
Jordan: Dude, I've munged three 80 year olds and two 40 year olds, all with my barbed wire mung stick, I'm the Mung King.
Jalen: No dude, I've munged three 85 Year olds and three 72 year olds, all with my Oak Sage Mung Stick. I'm obviously the true Mung King
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